Special: FREE ASS-KICKINGS ALL THROUGH JANUARY!
That's right - just bring a professional football team in on any given Sunday in January and sit back and watch them get the $hit kicked out of them for 3 hours by the 2005-06 Superbowl Champion, Seattle Seahawks.
Note: Qwest Field is not responsible for any fatalities that may occur to any visiting team's players, coaches or fans.
Act now – and you may be eligible for the bonus giveaway. Yes indeed - Bob Casullo, Hawk's semi Special Teams coach, has sex with the back-up QB's wife in the locker room at half time. You hear that, Patrick Ramsey?
For all those who decide they want to take a swing - only one warning applies:
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
CLASSIC - and with his porn-star mustache, Casullo seems like the perfect choice for the job! :-)
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Is that a bad omen that on this post, we get the credit card spam comment?
ReplyDeleteWe'll kick Visa's ass too.
Posted by Alan