Lately I've been handing this "prestigious" award out to groups of people or units that have failed so miserably that they make the French armies defense during WWII look like "a moral victory." This time I will return to the basics and single out one individual to hand this award out to, though it won't strictly be for bad play, but also for a dirty play, and sheer stupidity.[WARNING: The following is just bad and tasteless journalism. Don't read it.]
Check...how'd you miss the obvious and not offer these bozo's a little taste of the Old #7...Tenessee Ginger Ale...Jack Daniels???
ReplyDeleteOK, while he's not Miss Congeniality , don't you think you were a little hard on Mr. Sandra? Maybe he got some bad Speed on the bus ride to the stadium? Maybe he just had some Time to Kill? Maybe he was just retaining water as part of his 28 Day cycle? Maybe he wasn't looking at our total yardage, just The Net.
Maybe he's just confused over whether Matt Hasselbeck or Shaun Alexander is the true Price of Egypt? Or maybe he's just bummed because he now knows When the Party's Over and realized we just served the Titans with their Two Weeks Notice?
Did you ever think of THAT?
Posted by alba
thanks for being easy on Ben Troupe! Florida is my favorite college football team
ReplyDeleteAs for the loins comment...lol ew man...
And thanks for pointing out our defense missing 2 starters...they did NOTHING on the ground...they picked us apart with the pass...thats easily contributed to Dyson and Herndon being out...I would bet my ass that they couldnt do it again had we had those two back...I think they got too much credit and got too cocky
Nice as always...CHECK
I read what he said and figured he's just posturing for a career at the World Wide Leader in Sports. He'd be good taking over for Irvin in a few years wouldn't he?
ReplyDeleteWell written as usual Check, I was offended on several levels, you've touched my soul like a 45 year old single uncle touches his nephew.
alb, creative, but not one cheesecake picture of Ms. Bullock? WTF? Slacker.
adp, D was missing 4 starters, as check indicated, not 2. 5 really, if you want to include both Lewis and Sharper, although I think Hill took one of their spots come next year.
Posted by JoSCh
JoSCh - did you go to the Bill Parcells school of handing out comments? As soon as it seems to be too much praise, you slap in area that needs improvement.
ReplyDeleteNot that it's wrong. It keeps us hungry and gives us the motivation to step up our posts and comments to the next level.
Posted by alba
hey i meant the two injuries in the secondary!!!
ReplyDeletelooks like we're both slackers...maybe we're future ESPN analysts too!
Posted by adp
alb, missing out on an obvious opportunity to post a fine picture of Sandra Bullock is a waste of said opportunity.
ReplyDeleteadp, amendment denied.
I expect more out of both of you. Now go research some Sandra Bullock pictures and don't come back until you've got something to impress us with!
Posted by JoSCh
Funny, I did see those two images while researching my comment, but decided to keep it above the waistline for once. I'm at work now, so researching soft porn on company time can be career limiting!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba