Having successfully concealed the lightning bolt scar on his forehead, and quietly playing as a second stringer and special teamer, Craig "Terrill" accidentally reveals his true identity, as the long lost cousin of Harry Potter, as he uses a levitation spell to suspend the ball above his hands, in an attempt to gain more yardage.
Knowing his only chance to get on ESPN, as a member of the most over looked team, Terrill purposely juggles the ball for 15 yards. (This worked much better than the pre-season plan of adding an extra 'r' to his name.)
That's what I originally thought, but #81 spells his name "Terrell" and our sure handed defensive tackle spells his "Terrill", so it's really swapping an "i" for an "e" not an extra "r".
Everyone's way over thinking it. I was trying to make reference to the overnight name changes/weird pronouncations players like to make: Farve, Patrick Roy, Anthony Dorset, etc. In the end it just wasn't that funny.
Having successfully concealed the lightning bolt scar on his forehead, and quietly playing as a second stringer and special teamer, Craig "Terrill" accidentally reveals his true identity, as the long lost cousin of Harry Potter, as he uses a levitation spell to suspend the ball above his hands, in an attempt to gain more yardage.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Knowing his only chance to get on ESPN, as a member of the most over looked team, Terrill purposely juggles the ball for 15 yards. (This worked much better than the pre-season plan of adding an extra 'r' to his name.)
ReplyDeletePosted by bokonon
Bok - am I thick? I don't get the "extra R" reference.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
I think he meant he was attempting to piggy-back on Mr. Owen's fame. (Or infamy)
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
That's what I originally thought, but #81 spells his name "Terrell" and our sure handed defensive tackle spells his "Terrill", so it's really swapping an "i" for an "e" not an extra "r".
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Oh.
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
"Lofa said it was time to go for the juggler. OK, but I really don't see how this helps."
ReplyDeleteLOL Bluefoot!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Everyone's way over thinking it. I was trying to make reference to the overnight name changes/weird pronouncations players like to make: Farve, Patrick Roy, Anthony Dorset, etc. In the end it just wasn't that funny.
ReplyDeletePosted by bokonon
Sorry, Bok...we've just come to expect "thinking mans humor" from you!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba