Bored by the game, and inspired by the snow, Shaun Alexander begins his bid for the US Olympic Ski Jump Team. Said Alexander "It's all about setting goals then working to achieve them. If we keep our eyes on the big picture, we'll get where we want to be not only in Detroit but in Torino"
In an attempt to disguise his true identity, and to slip up the Phiadelphia gameplan aimed at stuffing the run, Michael Boulware and Shaun Alexander swap jerseys for the game.
Revealing on national TV that he is not a blood relation to Raven's linebacker Peter, but rather the illegitimate son of nomadic circus performers, Michael "the Human Cannonball" Boulware calls on his inherited special abilities and attempts to blast himself into the end zone for a touchdown!
With the game out of hand, and the light snowfall reminding them of post WWII Russia, history buffs from both the Eagles and Seahawks re-enact the famed toppling of the statue of deposed dictator Joseph Stalin in Red Square.
Uhhh, yeah, that's the ticket! First they switch jerseys, THEN Shaun tries out for the ski jump team! Whith his wife....Morgan Fairchild.....Whom I've seen naked!
True to their Northwest roots, Seattle Seahawks safety Michael Boulware demonstrates how Salmon swim upstream to spawn.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Bored by the game, and inspired by the snow, Shaun Alexander begins his bid for the US Olympic Ski Jump Team. Said Alexander "It's all about setting goals then working to achieve them. If we keep our eyes on the big picture, we'll get where we want to be not only in Detroit but in Torino"
ReplyDeletePosted by highwatermark
In an attempt to disguise his true identity, and to slip up the Phiadelphia gameplan aimed at stuffing the run, Michael Boulware and Shaun Alexander swap jerseys for the game.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Revealing on national TV that he is not a blood relation to Raven's linebacker Peter, but rather the illegitimate son of nomadic circus performers, Michael "the Human Cannonball" Boulware calls on his inherited special abilities and attempts to blast himself into the end zone for a touchdown!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
With the game out of hand, and the light snowfall reminding them of post WWII Russia, history buffs from both the Eagles and Seahawks re-enact the famed toppling of the statue of deposed dictator Joseph Stalin in Red Square.
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Behold, the new trick play called, "28 Barnstorm"
ReplyDelete1. QB hands ball to ball carrier.
2. "Pork Chop" Womack swallows ball carrier WHOLE.
3. Pork Chop lays down on stomach facing opponent's end zone.
4. Marcus Tubbs runs and jumps 'cannonball style' on Pork Chop's back.
5. Ball carrier becomes colo-rectal projectile.
Control of trajectory requires practice. Pregame enemas encouraged.
Posted by Bluefoot
Seahawks win the Superbowl?
ReplyDeleteDid Michael Boulware just fly out of Floyd Womack's Clayton?
Posted by alba
Micheal Boulware shows his music tastes by Flying like an Eagle...
ReplyDeleteoh wait. Bad song choice.
Posted by Alan
lmao...Alba's 1st, 2nd, and 5th were just too hilarious...i cant stop laughing...and way to cover for Highwater
ReplyDeleteI will re-iterate what just happened last night...for nonfiction fans
We eliminated our demons, as poetic as Edgar Allen Poe
'The Most Fierce Of Birds Soar Higher Than The Weak'
Quoth The Seahawk...
NEVERMORE
Uhhh, yeah, that's the ticket! First they switch jerseys, THEN Shaun tries out for the ski jump team! Whith his wife....Morgan Fairchild.....Whom I've seen naked!
ReplyDelete(pssst....Thanks Alba!)
Posted by highwatermark