When a man's an empty kettle He should be on his mettle And yet I'm torn apart Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kind-a human If I only had a heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle And awful sentimental Regarding love and art I'd be friends with the sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows, If I only had a heart.
Picture me ... a balcony ... Above a voice sings low--
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat. How sweet! Just to register emotion. "Jealousy," "devotion" And really feel the part I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper If I only had a heart.
pa�thet�ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also pa�thet�i�cal (--kl) adj. Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion: �The old, rather shabby room struck her as extraordinarily pathetic� (John Galsworthy). Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity.
adj 1: deserving or inciting pity; "a hapless victim"; "miserable victims of war"; "the shabby room struck her as extraordinarily pathetic"- Galsworthy; "piteous appeals for help"; "pitiable homeless children"; "a pitiful fate"; "Oh, you poor thing"; "his poor distorted lambs" ; "a wretched life" [syn: hapless, miserable, misfortunate, piteous, pitiable, pitiful, poor, wretched] 2: inspiring mixed contempt and pity; "their efforts were pathetic"; "pitiable lack of character"; "pitiful exhibition of cowardice" [syn: pitiable, pitiful] 3: inspiring scornful pity; "how silly an ardent and unsuccessful wooer can be especially if he is getting on in years"- Dashiell Hammett [syn: ridiculous, silly]
Booo! That would mean he was Superman, which he is not. Actually, I think the problem isn't Kryptonite as much as it is the Original Whizzenator, and it's stuck a little be lower than his back pocket!
When a man's an empty kettle
ReplyDeleteHe should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows,
If I only had a heart.
Picture me ... a balcony ...
Above a voice sings low--
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat.
How sweet!
Just to register emotion.
"Jealousy," "devotion"
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart.
Posted by alba
"Uuhhhhh... The Rams DO suck."
ReplyDeletePosted by Bluefoot
pa�thet�ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also pa�thet�i�cal (--kl)
ReplyDeleteadj.
Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion: �The old, rather shabby room struck her as extraordinarily pathetic� (John Galsworthy).
Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity.
Synonyms: pathetic, pitiful, pitiable, piteous, lamentable
pathetic
adj 1: deserving or inciting pity; "a hapless victim"; "miserable victims of war"; "the shabby room struck her as extraordinarily pathetic"- Galsworthy; "piteous appeals for help"; "pitiable homeless children"; "a pitiful fate"; "Oh, you poor thing"; "his poor distorted lambs" ; "a wretched life" [syn: hapless, miserable, misfortunate, piteous, pitiable, pitiful, poor, wretched] 2: inspiring mixed contempt and pity; "their efforts were pathetic"; "pitiable lack of character"; "pitiful exhibition of cowardice" [syn: pitiable, pitiful] 3: inspiring scornful pity; "how silly an ardent and unsuccessful wooer can be especially if he is getting on in years"- Dashiell Hammett [syn: ridiculous, silly]
Posted by alba
Im representing my team's season by being benched
ReplyDeletewe might have had a chance if we just could have kept the beans in mark's burrito!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
The new poster child for the "Most Boring Show on Turf"
ReplyDeletePosted by bokonon
Could... someone... please... take... the... Kryptonite... out.. of... my... back... pocket...
ReplyDeleteBooo! That would mean he was Superman, which he is not. Actually, I think the problem isn't Kryptonite as much as it is the Original Whizzenator, and it's stuck a little be lower than his back pocket!
ReplyDeletePosted by alba
Maybe the great wizard in Seatle can find me a heart
ReplyDeletePosted by hawkcrazy