Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Tuesdays with Morons

11 comments:

  1. In a move inspired by the league's substance abuse policy, the Seattle Seahawks are the first club to adopt random on-field prostate examinations! 

    Posted by alba

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  2. In a shocking revelation, former Ivy leaguer Isaiah Kacyvenski demonstrates that while he attended Harvard, all he really ever wanted was "to get into Brown!" 

    Posted by alba

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  3. Bob Casullo, irate with Josh Brown's failure to execute the game plan (rank ineptitude followed by mumbled excuses while running from local media) stabbs the kicker in the back with a shank fashioned from a toothbrush. When asked why not an easily accessible knife, Bob responded with a mumbled "Gotta save my money, I am going to *retire* after this season, Scobey is next if he doesn't start acting more like Williams." 

    Posted by JoSCh

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  4. The media now thinks Seattle is located in Alaska, proven by this photo of Seahawks kicker Josh Brown being approached by an eskimo. 

    Posted by adp

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  5. Casullo: "C'mon guys, lets sing the special teams song!"

    EVERYONE: "Spe-shal, spe-shal, we-e a-are spe-shal, with lots of happy hugs!"

    Brown: "Look, I drawed a picture for coach Mike. Gnnnaaaahhaa!"

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  6. Seconds after performing the Heimlich manuever in a hazing incident gone bad -

    a soggy gerbil shot across the locker room. 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  7. Brown: "No, you can't see the picture of my naked mom. I swallowed it." 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  8. Caught up in the euphoria of the last second victory, Coach Casullo forgets that he has his "lucky picture" of his wife tacked in the inside of his baseball cap...a stunned Josh Brown reacts upon discovering the naked truth! 

    Posted by alba

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  9. Hoping to cash in on the same success as the "Got Milk" campaign, the Seahawks are chosen as the representatives for the American Dental Associations new "Got Cavities?" commercials! 

    Posted by alba

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  10. Dawn of the Dead 2: Seahawk Blue

    "BRAINS!" 

    Posted by jason

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  11. I WANT THAT HAMBURGER. JOSH BROWN HUNGRY!

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