San Francisco 69ers?

"I'm going to take you through the city," Reynolds says -- and what a trip it is.

First stop, Chinatown. Reynolds says the team reads everything written about the players and the organization. Then, to illustrate the point, a bespectacled, buck-toothed Chinese man in an aloha shirt (played by then-49ers trainer and martial arts expert George Chung) is asked to translate an Asian newspaper story.

Sure, the man says in theatrical Asian accent: "Tim Latte (Rattay, a Niners quarterback). He feel good now. He feeling good. No plactice with the team, so most of the time he play with himself."



Another show stopper: "49ers love being in community. Very patriotic ... support president and his George Bush erection."

"Erection?" Reynolds asks.

"Yes," the Chinese man responds. "It say, 'You like Bush -- then you like his erection.'

"My name is Suck Hung," the Chinese man says as he's leaving. "My brother's name is Suck Young -- my whole family suck."

And that's just the film's opener.

From there we're taken to a topless, lesbian wedding, filmed at the Mitchell Brothers' O'Farrell Theater and officiated by "Mayor" Reynolds.

"I know the courts say we can't do this," Reynolds says, "but like my predecessor, we make our own rules here in San Francisco."

After the "I do's," the happy couple slink to the floor for some heavy petting.

"Go 49ers," the brunette says as the camera pans back to the "mayor."




What in the world is this??!?!?!?!? Are we the only sane team in the division? First you have the Rams Kyle Turley threatening to kill their coach...then a homo modeling event with the Retardinals...and now the 49ers with the stupidest training video of all time, both racist and pornorific...i feel embaressed that God himself has to look at all this...I really hope we never have to resort to this

I tell you, these 3 teams make us look smart for never releasing KRob until this month (which has been confirmed by the PI)


UPDATE: you guys HAVE to look at the pictures in this !!!!!!!!