According to this map, you CAN get to Detroit from Seattle, however you gotta go through St. Louis, Arizona, Philadelphia and Green Bay to get there!
And now for a reading from the Gospel of Number 45... Posted by check
OK...I'm going to have the Rueben...no wait, make it the Cobb Salad!
Right Hand GREEN!
"Okay guys, I need some help. What is a three letter word for the wussiest of all farm animals that also tends toward homosexual acts?" Posted by check
"ok, who had june 5? it looks like.... grant wistrom! where's grant? he won!""actually, i think we all won..."
nice one Brett!
Someone sent me this letter, and asked that I read this part to you all:"Guys, I'm truly sorry for all the pain in the astroturf I've been. I'm changing a new leaf over. Betty Ford is really gonna help with me, I know it. Best of luck with this season. Wish I was there ha ha!" Posted by Highwater
"you guys really shouldn't have. thanks for the setiment everybody. wow, you all signed it too! what does that say? 'we wanted to get you a hooker, but we didn't think your heart could handle it.' alright grant, just start running."
sounds more like a card team cut-up Robbie Tobeck would send! Posted by alba
This is a note from my wife, it says if you new guys piss me off, she will come here and kick your ass so I don't have another episode.This other note is from my doctor, it says to just forget about the Superbowl, my heart couldn't take it anyway.
Listen up guy's! since Shaun isn't in camp, we will go over the QB sneak play. Does anybody have a knife?
6 cheeseburgers without mustard...3 hamburgers with ketchup and pickles only...8 big macs, and 14 large fries...6 large cokes...now what are you guys having?
Teamwork get you "a head" on this team