Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I Know It's Ridiculous To Do This So Early But...



OK, here's the deal. Below is a list of our games we play this season, in order of appearance, what I want you guys to do is copy the list, then paste it into the comments with either a "W" or an "L" behind it. Then at the bottom of the list you can tell me why if you like, or just tally up the total and we can argue till we turn blue. Sound like fun? No? Well, tough, I'm going to do it anyway!

*Home games in bold*

Jags -
Falcons -
Cards -
Redskins -
Rams -
Texans -
Cowboys -
Bye
Cards -
Rams -
49ers -
Giants -
Eagles -
49ers -
Titans -
Colts -
Packers -

Here's mine, just to give an example:

Jags - L
Falcons - W
Cards - W
Redskins - W
Rams - L
Texans - W
Cowboys - L
Bye
Cards - L
Rams - W
49ers - W
Giants - W
Eagles - L
49ers - W
Titans - W
Colts - L
Packers - W
10-6, division champs and a playoff win!

28 comments:

  1. Jags - L
    Falcons - L
    Cards - W
    Redskins - W
    Rams - W
    Texans - W
    Cowboys - W
    Bye - Bye
    Cards - W
    Rams - W
    49ers - W
    Giants - W
    Eagles - L
    49ers - W
    Titans - W
    Colts - L
    Packers - W

    12-4, REMATCH WITH IGGLES IN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP.

    I really do expect it. This is our year. We lost games we should have won last year mostly because of injuries on defense and dropped passes at crucial moments. This is our year. Those problems are history. This is our year.

    This is our year.
    This is our year.
    This is our year.
    This is our year.
    This is our year.

    I'm beginning to sound like Howard Hughes. Next thing you know I'll lock myself in a room for months watching game films endlessly, drinking milk and filling the jars with Yellow Strom.

    No, I won't sell the blog. I won't sell the blog. I won't sell the blog. I won't sell the blog. DAMMIT!

    Man, I need to trim my fingernails. Who is Blue Seven? Does he work for me? FIRE HIM!

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  2. Jags - W
    Falcons - L
    Cards - L
    Redskins - W
    Rams - W
    Texans - L
    Cowboys - W
    Bye
    Cards - W
    Rams - W
    49ers - W
    Giants - W
    Eagles - W
    49ers - W
    Titans - W
    Colts - L
    Packers - W

    Eagles are overrated...they had a creampuff schedule last year, and the only reason they made it to the super bowl was because they played the 2nd tier NFC teams with Seattle and Carolina suffering too many major injuries...notice when they play NE twice and Pittsburgh...they lost

    I will never give the Rams a win over us...Jaqs are overrated...at first i had us at 13-3...so i had to give us another loss to make it realistic, so i picked Houston...DJohn will be a beast, and Andre Johnson will hit all cylinders


    this is all barring injury of course...and REFS

    I say we will go no less then 9-7...most likely 11-5, with a dark horse loss among the teams i have us beating (Houston is my other dark horse loss...they're always hiding)

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  3. my playoff predictions:

    NFC
    East - Eagles
    North - Vikings
    West - Seahawks
    South - Falcons
    WCS - Saints, Panthers (sorry Bucs)
    Just Missed - Packers, Cardinals

    AFC
    East - Patriots
    North - Steelers
    West - Broncos
    South - Colts
    WCS - Jets, Bills (sorry Dolphs)
    JM - Chargers, Ravens*

    *you go as far as your QB...and your QB sucks

    thats my predictions for now...im not going through playoffs rounds until the season starts

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  4. Jags - W
    Falcons - W
    Cards - W
    Redskins - W
    Rams - W
    Texans - W
    Cowboys - W
    Bye
    Cards - W
    Rams - W
    49ers - W
    Giants - W
    Eagles - W
    49ers - W
    Titans - W
    Colts - W
    Packers - W

    I can't see a loss on the list.

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  5. *pop*

    *Wakes from dream*

    Jags - W
    Falcons - L
    Cards - W
    Redskins - W
    Rams - W
    Texans - W
    Cowboys - W
    Bye
    Cards - W
    Rams - L
    49ers - W
    Giants - W
    Eagles - L
    49ers - W
    Titans - W
    Colts - L
    Packers - L

    We lost to the Packers and the Colts because we are 12-2 sealing the division and a first round home playoff game. No way do the Jags beat us out of the gate OR the Rams beat us 5 in a row. we will be out for blood. Same for Dallas, blood baby.

    ADP, you'r right. its hard to imagine that we can't win 14. they say our schedule is tough, but at this point 14 is do-able.

    I'll go with 12 to be safe tho.

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  6. hey, the truth is, we are supposed to be an elite team...well, elite teams should be able to beat the above average teams like the Jaguars, Cardinals, and Cowboys...


    we have been on a streak for starting off undefeated for 3 games...and personally i wanted to change the 2 losses i had to wins, but i wont go overboard...12-4 sounds perfect

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  7. Jags - W, close one, low score, D dominates both sides
    Falcons - W, another close one, better O, Vick runs wild, SA is effective.
    Cards - L, inexplicable. Who is this JJ Arrington guy?
    Redskins - W, Red D cannot stop us thru the air, SA is effective, only Portis is effective against us. Ramsey sacked 3 times
    Rams - W, game looks like Arena, we win by 10 and score last late in 4th quarter, Rams final drive stalls.
    Texans - W, High scoring again, but most of Hou points come in junk time
    Cowboys - W, J Jones cannot run on us, Bledsoe is painfully ineffective, very much due to his receivers.
    Bye
    Cards - W, retribution, JJ Arrington is ineffective as long as you get to him behind the line, D line gets great push. O is efficient.
    Rams - W, Rams are completely ineffective, StL sinks into the plains, team moves back to L.A.
    49ers - L, after Rams game the team is too amped, 49ers get their first win for Nolan.
    Giants - L, Manning is really starting to shine, thunder/lighting is back and in effect. Close mid level score.
    Eagles - L, Eagles in heated battle for the division wiht the Giants. McNabb is red hot, even Andy Reid gets 3 receptions for 26yds. T.O. is on his 5th agent, still cannot get an extension.
    49ers - W, Seahawks D allows 100yds total offense, O is super effective, Seneca finishes game.
    Titans - W, Blowout again, again Seneca finishes.
    Colts - W, Hawks still looking to lockup the division, Colts have. Cards have the tie-breaker, were 8 and 6, now they are 8 and 7 in a loss to Philly, t-shirts are printed.
    Packers - L, Our starters in for 1st quarter only, Packers as usual fighting for division with Min, Seneca finishes game, plays well, just a shoot-out with time running out.
    11-5, NFCW champs, NFC E and NFC S provide the wildcards, Giants and Falcons. NFCS and NFCN host the wildcards, which is essentially a playoff win for us, and the pressure is off a bit. Extra week of prep and having played them already helps, we beat the Falcons again. Brooms are waved. Panthers beat the Pack, the Iggles, and are now coming to Seattle hot. They have a 9th string RB from nowhere grinding yards like nobody's business, but we air it out so much, and the noise at Seahawks Stadium is so deafening that Delhomme gets 6 delay of game penalties called, and they can't keep up, and their runner is taken out of the game. More t-shirts printed. On to Detroit and the Pats. Chad Brown is dissapointed. 

    Posted by Josh from SC

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  8. Oh, and some more t-shirts are printed. I buy 2, and a sweatshirt. I think about a hat, but I really wouldn't wear it much. 

    Posted by Josh from SC

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  9. Wow, everybody here is more optimistic than monkey?

    Start the season with a loss in Jacksonville, likely a close game, scores in the low 20's, failure to win since defense still hasn't fully grasps Rhodes concept.

    Follow that with consecutive home wins over ATL and Phoenix. Atlanta, since we have the UW medical facility capable of neutralizing Herpes, and the Cards since none of their players made the top 50 list.

    We could probably beat the Redskins in Washington, but I see this as one of those games that we should win, but don't, as often happens with us and the 'Skins. Follow that with a loss in Stl, cause we were overwhelmed by the tours of the nations larges brewery and the Purina dog food plant.

    Fortuneatley we get to "mess with Texas" in consecutive home games, and we will take this opportunity since WA is a democratic state to shuv two up GW's ass.

    The bye week couldn't come soon enough, since we're down to 1.3 LB's and are running a 5-1-5 defense with Tatupu roaming the middle. We stand at 4-3.

    Now that we have our LB's back, it's time to put on a run. Take down the Cards in Puh-ho-nicks, in a tough, low scoring game, then return to Seattle to exact vengeance on the Lambs for winning 4 consecutive from us.

    Flush with new fittings for our chastity belts. We are unafraid to travel to San Francisco, and we deliver the spanking that they usually reserve for monday night showers after film session.

    Impale Eli Manning on a Sharper object at home, and leave his body displayed on the Mercer Island bridge to complete a nice 4 week win streak out of the bye week. Sitting at 8-3, we travel to Philly.

    In Philly, aparently they do things differently and the Iggles pull one out when Bobby Taylor miraculously returns an INT for a touchdown (after signing for the league minimum at mid season) on what was later found out to be two broken knees.

    Again, the schedule befriends us, and for every ill, there is a 49er around the corner. Trump them in Seattle, easily, after all, they don't have any of the top 50 players either.

    The Titans will be a cake-walk in Tennesee with Dyson making Heady plays all day in the secondary.

    At this point we are 10-4, and have clinched the division, since the Ram's are only 5-9, cause they suck.

    This means we take it easy against the Colts and Packers, who, unlike us, still have a shot at homefield advantage in the playoffs. This leads to consecutive losses to end the season, but also gives us time to heal for once going into the wild card game (at home again).

    There, once again, monkey was right. 10-6. You heard it here second.

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  10. check, that cracked me up, nice take! " failure to win since defense still hasn't fully grasps Rhodes concept." LOL! Now that's funny!!!

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  11. Jags -w
    Falcons -L
    Cards -W
    Redskins -W
    Rams -W
    Texans -W
    Cowboys -W
    Bye
    Cards -L
    Rams -L
    49ers -W
    Giants -W
    Eagles -L
    49ers -W
    Titans -W
    Colts -L

    If we don't win at least 10 games I will be severly pissed. Definitely revenge against the lambs and especially the cowgirls.
     

    Posted by winnipeghawkfan

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  12. Josh, Buddy. No Way do we lose to the Giants Cards AND 9ers.

    WHAT ARE YA SMOKIN AND CAN I HAVE SOME? ;'}

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  13. Love the deep sense of irony, check!

    I'm jealous. Nobody got my reference to "The Aviator." But that's ok, I'm a bit ashamed I saw a Leo Nardo Decrappio movie myself.

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  14. Max, no way NE lost to Miami last year... no way Pit went 15 and 1 with a rook QB.

    Last year I would've said the same thing about Ari game 6, Dal, and Buf...

    And NO WAY can you have some, its mine. :-D 

    Posted by Josh from SC

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  15. im shocked how everyone is afraid of the Eagles


    they are WAY overrated


    Kearse will get injured again, the CBs are overrated, Dawkins will break a hip, their QB and WRs have issues, and TO is overrated

    i dont even think the game will be close, to be honest...they had a creampuff schedule last year, and the media was up their ass...that doesn't mean they are good, the 3 good teams they faced all whipped their ass (NE twice, Pitts)

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  16. "Kearse will get injured again, the CBs are overrated, Dawkins will break a hip, their QB and WRs have issues, and TO is overrated "

    A lot of this sounds eerily similar to something others say about my favorite team. Don't f-ing jinx us Alpha.

    And what does  mean they are good is that they made the Superbowl. And the NFC championship for the last 4 years. Media bias doesn't win games (ref bias does, but that isn't applicable here... yet). 

    Posted by Josh from SC

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  17. i got to do a little better with my sarcasm, apparently...


    there is a reason why the Eagles went to the NFC Title game 4 straight years...after they lost Vincent and Taylor, their team officially became overrated...they only made it as far as they did last year because they had no threat...if they were in the AFC, they would have a first round ticket back home in the playoffs

    i think they are a good team, dont get me wrong, but i also think the media has gotten into too many brains about them...the media makes them out to be such a great team, so everyone starts to believe it...i didnt say the media helps them win...i give them credit for beating the teams they should beat, but until they have a division rival breathing down their throat, im not buying into them at all

    we can beat them...not saying we will, but they're beatable...and i do think we'll prove that on national tv (of course the game is in Philly, so they have an advantage, but i still thgink we win)---barring injuries, refs, and Tom White, in particular 

    Posted by ADP

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  18. Sorry I didn't catch the Aviator referrence Bluefoot but to be honest, I never watch DiCraprio movies myself. LOL!

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  19. I haven't seen the Aviator, but I got the Howard Hughes reference (at least the first part) simply through common knowledge. Still pretty funny. There's just so much to be done with that yello strom stuff. 

    Posted by check

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  20. OK Josh, you got me there, Miami almost got us too. But No Way do we lose all three of the afore mentioned. Maybe one or two, but all three, Giants AZ and the 9ers? 9ers,they're the one I have the hardest time stomaching.

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  21. "until they have a division rival breathing down their throat , im not buying into them at all" 

    God, I love mixed metaphors! 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  22. shutup! lol 

    Posted by ADP

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  23. If someone ever breathes doen MY throat, they'd better be doing chest compressions, too! 

    Posted by Bluefoot

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  24. Or she'd better be pretty hot. And a little skanky. 

    Posted by check

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