Thursday, April 21, 2005

Aaaaaawwww, (Expletive)!!!

Yeah, you heard it.

The sound of toilet paper rolls oscillating through the johnny wall. The sound of cash registers ringing up Clorox and fresh Fruit of the Looms. The sound of dozens of Lamb fans crapping their pants over our off-season acquisitions.

You knew they were worried. Here's the proof:

St. Loser Today Forums

Seahwaks sign Dyson

SEAHAWKS SIGN EVERYBODY...HOW???!!!

8 comments:

  1. hmmm the more people whine and tell themselves it will be ok...the more they are worried...

    they looked pretty intimidated and annoyed...


    at least we weren't immature like the Vikings/Packers situation...

    Viking ssigned RFA Campman to an offer sheet just to annoy GB...GB took forever to match it to annoy them back...


    its funny they keep bringing up last year...we had several injuries, at full strength we were capable of blowing them out in every game...but thats past now...2005 season is the work in progress

    I still think they will finish 3rd in our division...

    the Rocky Homo Picture Show will finish 2nd

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  2. I just want to put this somewhere...

    one of you found a motorcycle with the Seahawks logo...check out what i found

    http://www.bluejacket.com/usn/
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    cvn75-harry-s-truman.jpg

    not as cool...but still cool none the less

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  3. back on subject...I have a VERY INTERESTING tidbit...this should make all the 'Lucas' loss killed us'...

    Consider that the Seahawks got Herndon and Dyson for less (a combined $32.5 million) than the six-year, $36 million deal the Panthers gave Lucas.

    now THAT is a deal...i know of some you want to say something about koolaid, so feel free...

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  4. I'm not getting anything on that link, aydee

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  5. http://www.bluejacket.com/usn/images/ac/e2c_vaw-126_seahawks_cvn75-harry-s-truman.jpg

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  6. My favorite quote of the bunch was one who titled his post "actually" then went on to say "They signed Pathon to a 3 year deal for only 1 million a year, Sharper they got a steal on for 5 years 17mil. and the same for Dyson. Thats not to bad. They cut Chad Brown, and most likely are going to release Bobby Taylor. which would save them another 4.2 million. Keep in mind they can still move Alexander too. That gives them another 6.1 million. I hope your all right, that they will be in trouble, but so far, I wish we would have picked up some of those players. I wouldn't be complaining if we got them." Sounds to me like at least this Lambs fan is facing up to reality.

    Like agent Smith told Neo, "do you hear sound that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of innevitability!"

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  7. I just had a terrible thought. Bluefoot, those weren't your underwear were they? No never mind...don't answer that!!!

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  8. I don't think I've ever looked forward to a season more than this one. Ruskell has truely made a splash in Seattle(more like "Cannon Ball!"), hard toi beleive there were os many here "freakin'" out about the cap at the end of last season. It seems like lightyears ago.

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