It's Camp Time!

As reveille sounds at the breaking of dawn,
Each Seahawk awakes with a grunt and a yawn.
It's the first day of mini-camp, it's finally here,
Now line up the rookies to carry our gear!


It's closed to he public, so nobody knows,
Just what is a mini-camp, but everyone goes.
From the eldest of veterans, to the undrafted FAs,
With one notable exception, whose initials are SA!


They call it a mini-camp, but how can this be?
Do the kick off a small football, atop a golf tee?
Whatever the size, to make me a believer,
They'd best use a ball to put the "receive" in receiver!


And all of the questions to come out of the draft,
Is Ruskell a genius or just incredibly daft?
And what's up with Holmy, is this his last year?
Will SA and K-Rob again wear our gear?

On Shaper, on Herndon, on Fisher, on Dyson,
With these Free Agent moves, we'll hit opponents like Tyson!
And returning starters like Pork, Walt and Hass,
Expect this year's Seahawks to kick some Ram Ass!

So slop on the sunscreen, and break out the bug spray,
Because the new season, is unofficially underway.
Mini-camp is upon us, first step toward our goal,
Of Dee-troit in February for the XL Super Bowl!