I know its a little off topic, but check out the new Cardinal uniforms here.We're stuck looking at these, along with the butt ugly Ram jerseys twice a year...Fitzgerald's jersey looks like it was made out of condoms...latex babes...lets face it...they put the FRUIT in the LOOM
The second to last picture...it looks like the dude pissed himself...or something else...
UPDATE: We now have a new nickname for them, courtesy of Blue...our rivals are the St Loser Lambs, and the Arizona Retardinals...
Fitzgerald looks like hes got a little belly growing...and McCown looks like he just got done smoking a dooby
ReplyDeletemight be a great year for us in the West
OMG, I was just about to post a thread on that...
ReplyDeleteThis is just wrong.
NFL Football is the Holy Grail of Machismo, but this event is the pinnacle of emasculatuion. In a society where gender lines are continually being erased, this is a big sharpie-drawn circle of HOMO.
The Areola Nardinals new unis actually look ok, sort of a Bronco uniform for the Vatican.
But someone forgot to post the memo: THERE AINT NO FASHION SHOWS IN FOOTBALL!!!
This organization actually had their NFL PLAYERS parading down the runway in a full-blown FASHION SHOW!!!
Quote from the article:
"Their enjoyment was obvious as Dansby pulled out a compact mirror while Dockett took pictures with his cell phone. Berry strutted the stage, Shipp flexed, and Wilson grooved to the music."
What a crock of weenies! We HAVE to kick their @$$ this year! Aint NO fashion show baloney smokers gonna beat my Seahawks. NO, NO, NO, NO!!!
Freaking Retardinals. They went 'Queer Eye' on us. If we don't beat them by at least 30, I'm gonna start showing my Seahawks Foam Head Playboy magazines.
oh shit that was funny!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaaha
ReplyDeletethe Retardinals...oh mannnn THAT THEIR NEW NICKNAME...OFFICIALLY
Arizona Retardinals...
and yeh...they are definitely wusses...
and lookin at how chunky Larry Fitzgerald has gotten...im only scared of Boldin now...(on their ENTIRE team, he is the only one that seems like a threat)...L.F. just looks too chubby to be dangerous
"Their enjoyment was obvious as Dansby pulled out a compact mirror while Dockett took pictures with his cell phone. Berry strutted the stage, Shipp flexed, and Wilson grooved to the music."
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is OMG!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!LMFAO!!! What a bunch of sissies! What a bunch of fairies! They are the queens of the NFL, and here I always thought the Niners were. OMG that's too awesome! I am gonna hurt something laughing!!
I can't even LOOK at that picture now. What a fruit! Damn that's funny! Are these football players or drag queens? This is just too much, I can't breath I'm freakin' laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteMore Queer Quotes:
ReplyDelete“Having not been here until this year, just seeing the excitement of guys trying them on yesterday really got me excited too,” shared Kurt "Pinkhole" Warner.
"Wanting a first-glimpse of their future attire as well, fullback Femi "Femme" Ayanbadejo, linebacker Isaac "Hotel Room" Keys, offensive linemen Nick "Lick Neckey" Leckey and Alan "Don't forget to wear a" Reuber, and running back Josh "Where's Shaggy?" Scobey also attended the fashion show and cheered on their teammates."
This has no place in football.
You probably didn't mean it, Ayedeepee, but your title is a HUGE double entendre!(sp?)
ReplyDeletehahahah dragqueens! thats funny
ReplyDeleteI fell outta my chair laughing at Blue's...Alan "Don't forget to wear a" Reuber
hhahahahahaha i havent laughed this hard since a friend fell off his skateboard and made a wish on a pole (it wasnt funny...it looked so painful i had to laugh)
Bluefoot....please stop...I really am gonna hurt something! What the hell are they thinking? OMG! A freakin' NFL fashion show, queer eye for the Cardinal guy. Oh damn that's just too much!
ReplyDeleteit was actually sarcasm in two ways...
ReplyDeletesarcasm for actually wanting to be blind instead of seeing those unis and those fat guys posing...
sarcasm like oh yeh, im gonna go beat off now (SARCASM)...
you KNOW the 49ers are...being theyre from San Frashishco
You gotta save those nicknames Bluefoot! I got freakin' tears rollin down my face from laughing so hard! Those nicknames are hysterical!
ReplyDeleteI can see them in the locker room now, before they play us, in a big pre-game daisy chain.
ReplyDelete"1-2-3 BREAK"
"Awwwwww, Fitzy, don't stop!"
Damn, I thought I was done laughing then I went to the link and I saw the very first picture of these Cardinal sweeties trying to look tough and bwahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI think I could kick their asses!
but at least they arent panzies...
ReplyDeleteas for the Cardinals, now we're gonna have to endure their version of the Rocky Horror Picture all year long...
ROFL, htis is the funniest thread in a LOOOONG time
ReplyDeleteI'm trying not to wake everyone up laughing
i changed the pic...
ReplyDeleteNOOOO! That's too much!!! I can't stop laughing and it's like two fourty five my time and I'll wake up my wife who is trying to sleep and Oh damn! You just can't post that picture with this thread, I'll never get to sleep! I'll be laughing all night!
ReplyDeleteYou should post the picture of the fruity Cardinal right with the Rocky Horror picture, now that would be priceless! Put them both up!
ReplyDeletesorry, but whats worse for you...i had to add another to the left of it
ReplyDeleteMcCown on the right...Warner on the left...
isnt it a little big?
ReplyDeleteJust the first line you see when you get to the site cracks me up,
ReplyDelete"Please enjoy photos of the players in their new uniforms taken during their fittings for the fashion show!"
Can't you just hear some swishy guy saying that?
Please enjoy? The Fashoin show? OMG I'm gonna piss myself laughing! Good God what a bunch of fruits! What the hell does this have to do with football?!?
All I say is we REALLY have to crush their grapes this year (if they have any).
ReplyDeleteI rather touch Michael Vick despite his herpes then touch one of them...
ReplyDeletethey might hit on our players!
oh God, i just got a shot of them in the famous Rocky Horror lingerie...
BLEH...
this is the grossest porn ever...this is almost as bad as when i tried to downoad a FNM video and ended up getting a guy on guy porn (traumitized me for a good month)
heres thought...what kind of music do think they modeled with?
ReplyDeletemaybe Mambo 5?
maybe Barbie Girl?
This reminds me of when New Kids on the Block did that stupid song about Hingin tough or something like that, and those fruity little girly boys were trying to act ghetto. The story of the "fashion show", is what really slays me, the quotes about the players "hamming it up" and about how they "liked the feel of the texture" and "if oyu look good you'll play good" and then they finish it off with an attempt to sound tough, something like, now it's time to get dangerous. OMG! It's just too funny!
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteit all ties in...
Arizona CARDINALS...
ST LOUIS Cardinals...
ST LOUIS Rams...
and the 49ers are from San Franhomo
lets face it...we're the only manly team in the division
we're in a division that will soon be known as 'the fruit of the loom'
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