I gotta say that although they are all good candidates, Garcia gets my vote. They are all butt ugly, but Garcia is scary ugly, like hey kid would you like to get into my car I'll give you some candy pedophile ugly. He is also the swishiest NFL player of all time, and listening to him in an interview, is like watching a queer eye for the straight guy marathon. Having said that, he is also pictured with some of the hottest women on a very regular basis. Whether that's because women in general have bad taste or because he's a football player and so has alot of money, or just because he's a "sensitive" guy, I am really not sure. In any case, the guy gives me the creeps.
I gotta say that although they are all good candidates, Garcia gets my vote. They are all butt ugly, but Garcia is scary ugly, like hey kid would you like to get into my car I'll give you some candy pedophile ugly. He is also the swishiest NFL player of all time, and listening to him in an interview, is like watching a queer eye for the straight guy marathon. Having said that, he is also pictured with some of the hottest women on a very regular basis. Whether that's because women in general have bad taste or because he's a football player and so has alot of money, or just because he's a "sensitive" guy, I am really not sure. In any case, the guy gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteNo chance of writing in Michael "Drive a truck through my teeth" Strahan or a special post retirement award for Mr. Ed?
ReplyDeleteI thought about Strahan, but he makes his gapper work. It's almost charming.
ReplyDeleteAnd swishy guys always get the babes. Right, Munchausen?
OHHH Bluefoot! That's cold man!
ReplyDeleteyay you took my idea and ran with it!!! but you forgot Chad Hutchinson
ReplyDeletewell if I had to chose, it would be Jeff Garcia
im sorry, but I gotta change my vote to Peyton Manning
ReplyDeletethat picture with his slicked up doo is just bleh...
he truly got hit in the face with a shovel...
How can Manning's neck be so d*** long without snapping off when he gets sacked?
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