In a desperate move, the Seahawks announced the signing of free agent LB Napoleon Dynamite. Details of the agreement were not disclosed, but there are rumors that the bonus includes "tots". The signing of Dynamite is hoped to shore up a defense that plummeted from #1 three weeks into the season to #26 heading into seasons' end, and has lost three key players that were starters last season.
"Napoleon has excellent bowstaff skills, and it should translate nicely into the linebacker position," said Tim Ruskell, Seahawks PFO. "He also is a positive locker room influence. He's always saying, 'Just go with your heart'".
as long as we didn't overpay...
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Public Reaction is largely negative to the signing.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope they sign Jimmy Walker next that would give us a real DY-NO-MITE tandem. Although Jimmy is a little undersized probably would play in the secondary.
ReplyDeleteThe reaction was awesome Bluefoot although somewhat mixed it seems. LOL!!!
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That is just too damn funny!
The public outcry at the signing of Napoleon is polarizing the Seahawks' fan base.
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ReplyDeleteWhat can you say, living in Seattle during the wintertime when it rains so much, you have to have a sense of humor or you'd crack.
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ReplyDeleteOh I get it, rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Never mind check I figured it out (I think, that's right isn't it?)
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ReplyDeleteRoling on the floor laughing my a** off with tears running down my face!
This is the thread of all threads.
Maybe Carpenter will pick it up and run with it! :)
Carpenter?
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